2007-04-09

Gospel of Judas (Archer/Moloney) fantasy verses

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by Neil Godfrey

Here it is folks, — with the scribal aid of St Archer, the modern church can finally sell the Jesus it has tried to explain is really behind the gospels all along:

Judas 4.12 Jesus smiled . . .

But not only once

Judas 13.15 Jesus smiled . . .

Nor merely twice

Judas 16.7 Jesus smiled . . .

So what happened to the famous shortest verse of the bible — John 11.35 ‘Jesus wept’?

Guess!

The shortest verse in the bible has now been relocated (with a curiously coincidental and mnemonic symmetry of chapter and verse numbering to the original in John’s 11.35) to:

Judas 22.35 Judas wept.

 

 

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